Symptoms of a certified single

Symptoms of a certified single:

1. Mahilig Kumain.
2. Panalo ang social life, alam lahat ng gimikan at mall sale.
3. Hayok sa tulog.
4. Gadget Addict.
5. Sa cellphone, forward ng forward ng quotes.
6. Nag-ssmile kahit alone.
7. Tumataba.
8. Porma to the max.
9. Mukhang happy kahit hindi naman talaga.

5 out of 9 ako, pero di naman single

Symptoms of certifies “Taken” :

1. Walang pera.
2. Mukhang ngarag at laspag.
3. Kuripot.
4. Blooming
5. Walang social life kundi jowa TEXTSPEAK!.

6. laging happy!