new house doctor?

nice...

Hello everybody, ask away!!!!! i wil use my evil genius to answer all of your questunes.

gud morning dr. stew peed..

mangutana unta ko nganong bogo na c jemuel a.k.a panday

Wendel wrote:

mangutana unta ko nganong bogo na c jemuel a.k.a panday

Excellent question. Bogo na si jemuel "panday" kay made in china man siya.

Dr. Stew Peed wrote:

Wendel wrote:

mangutana unta ko nganong bogo na c jemuel a.k.a panday

Excellent question. Bogo na si jemuel "panday" kay made in china man siya.

awww.. made in china diay na cyang tawhana?? naay kay proof ana doc? :)

ask lng ko sa real name nmo DR. Stew Peed :)

Wendel wrote:

Dr. Stew Peed wrote:

Wendel wrote:

mangutana unta ko nganong bogo na c jemuel a.k.a panday

Excellent question. Bogo na si jemuel "panday" kay made in china man siya.

awww.. made in china diay na cyang tawhana?? naay kay proof ana doc? :)

@wendel:murag pirated gud. way gi butang made in china pero you know its made in china.

@aimee: my first name is Stew and my last name is Peed

doc..

nganong bayot man c lachrimator?? den ngano emo man na cya nga opaw man unta iya hair?

Dr. Stew Peed,ask lang ko kung unsa nag una ang itlog or manok???

unsa man ning doctor nato oie!
dugay kaau mo tubag.. :x

doctor doctor !! why does GIR's brain is made up of bubble gum and paperclips?? and still run like idiot? can this be possible with jemuel's brain??

Dr. Stew Peed...nganong stupid man ka??? hahaha :twisted:

Sorry for the long delay I was busy
on with the questions

Wendel wrote:

doc..

nganong bayot man c lachrimator?? den ngano emo man na cya nga opaw man unta iya hair?

@wendel: bayot si lachrimator kay pag sud niya sa olympus na infected siya ni bogs. Wala naman iya sister mao nag pa opaw nalang siya pero kailangan niya ma feel ang inner gayness mao nag EMO2x nlng siya.

Autumn wrote:

Dr. Stew Peed,ask lang ko kung unsa nag una ang itlog or manok???

@Autumn: ang manok syempre,kay ang itlog mugawas man sa lobot sa manok so pirme nasa unahan ang manok.

Paul wrote:

doctor doctor !! why does GIR's brain is made up of bubble gum and paperclips?? and still run like idiot? can this be possible with jemuel's brain??

@Paul: In theory parehas ra sila ug brain. Sorry im not a brain surgeon there are just some things even doctors can't fix. .

aimee wrote:

Dr. Stew Peed...nganong stupid man ka??? hahaha:twisted:

@aimee: "You racist bastard" -Achmed the dead terrorist. :evil:

"Achmed the dead terrorist"

kita ka ana Dr Stew Peed?? uhmm...kataw-anan noh???
STEW PEED question...aw iste stupid d i sayop ako spelling dah...tsk tsk!! hahah

nganong naa may bayot ug tumboy sa kalibutan dba ang gbuhat sa Ginoo laki ra man ug babaye???

aimee wrote:

"Achmed the dead terrorist"

kita ka ana Dr Stew Peed?? uhmm...kataw-anan noh???
STEW PEED question...aw iste stupid d i sayop ako spelling dah...tsk tsk!! hahah

nganong naa may bayot ug tumboy sa kalibutan dba ang gbuhat sa Ginoo laki ra man ug babaye???

Before I'll answer the question i need to warning the children that there might be issues that i'll be discussing not passing the standard parental guidance. please parents be adviced. Moving on. according to the result of my field reasearchers all over the US I came up with the solution. :idea:

@aimee: Its true God only create a man and a women you can see Genesis 1:26,27 But man and women has also defects like some other things which been created. :suspect:

Example para maka sabot: RF online no matter how you try to perfect the program there will be error/bugs on the game. It's the same for men and women naa jud sad mga defectoso. this defects are called the Bayot and Tomboy.

Bayot comes from " Bay - ot"
Bay was taken out from "Babay meaning girl"
Ot was taken out from "Oten meaning penis"

Imo ni sila e-combine mao gi tawag na siya ug Bayot for gay people na feeling babay nya otenan diay. meanwhile....

Tomboy comes from "Tomb - boy"
Tomb it is the word itself "Tomb meaning Lubnganan" :shock: which is tanan babae naa jud nay bangag para maka lubong ang lalake ug flagpole. and also Boy is from the word itself "Boy meaning lalake"

Imo ni sila e-combine mao sila gi tawag ug Tomboy kay ni angkon sila lalake sila pero walay oten.
If your asking ngano wala na double "b"(Tombboy) ang Tomboy. because "b" symbolizes "Buli" :twisted: another word for oten. if duha ka "b" naa sa center balig duha na iyang oten and that's abomination. wala man gani sila oten ma nganduy pa ug duha. So the experts decided to use "Tomboy" only. :P

So, dri ni end atong disscussion I hope naa moy na learn na lesson.

doc doc diba diba.. if your body system want to let something out you must let it out... just like kong mangehi ka.. kong imong puggan naay posibility na mag ka sakit ka kidney.. and its a fact... thus this theory apply sa utot?? unsay posible na sakit na imong ma accquire ??

always been your patient,
PauL :P

DR. DR. in the house :)

tinuod ni tanan???

1) guys can live without love but can't without sex
2) girls can live without sex but can't without love
3) guys give love to get sex but girls (sad to say) give sex to get love

DR. Stupid asa naman ka oie??!!

aimee wrote:

DR. Stupid asa naman ka oie??!!

aimee, chill lang dha.. busy c dr. stew peed ron, naa cya g operahan nga pasyente..

starfishy wrote:

Dr. Stew Peed??? where are you now???
anyway, i have a question... i am a little curious, how can you tell love from like or the other way around??? :alien: :alien: :alien:

murag mag lisod tubag ana si doc..
kay sa ako nahibaw-an karon, dli kaau na sweto c doc when it comes to LOVE

Wendel wrote:

starfishy wrote:

Dr. Stew Peed??? where are you now???
anyway, i have a question... i am a little curious, how can you tell love from like or the other way around??? :alien: :alien: :alien:

murag mag lisod tubag ana si doc..
kay sa ako nahibaw-an karon, dli kaau na sweto c doc when it comes to LOVE

di ba naa man gitawag na Stew Peed Love?? makatubag cguro si Dr. Stew Peed ana, woie! ehehe :bom:

MAglisod tubag si doc about sa love kay murag alien man cguro na siya nga virgin...

ok.. sorry kaau people.. na dugayan kog answer sa imong mga Questions..

hmm let me start with Paul : ang utot gikan na sa most of the air we swallow especially oxygen component, is absorb to the body before the gas gets into the intestines. By the time air gets reaches the large intestine, most left of it is nitrogen. Chemical reactoins stomach acid and intestinal fluids may produce carbon dioxide, which is also a component of air and product of bacterial action. Bacteria also produce hydrogen and methane.. there now you know kong unsa na ang utot.. harmfull ba kong imong pugnan!? ang utot will not poison you they are natural components of your intestinal contents.. ang worst thing will happen ra kay youll have a stomach ache from the gas pressure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzhqMGaVBGs
@starfishy
'Love' means he wants to sleep with you, or perhaps marry you.
'Like' means he genuinely likes you, or maybe just your body.

i may be an genius alien but a perverted one :twisted:

@aimee

1) guys can live without love but can't without sex
2) girls can live without sex but can't without love
3) guys give love to get sex but girls (sad to say) give sex to get love

the things you say are somewhat all true about love and sex they are like B1 and B2, batman and robin, milk and cookie, they can never be apart..if you want to get love you must have sex and if you want to have sex you must be loved. and for those perverts like me this rule really apply" go forth and multiply" :twisted:


till next time... :cyclops: