PINOY'S CORNIEST PICK-UP LINES

boy: 'kala ko ba malakas instinct ng mga girls.
girl: syempre naman, madali kaming makaramdam kung may nangyayari na.
boy: ganun? eh bakit di mo nararamdaman na mahal na kita?
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boy: alam mo ba? ang bigas, gasolina, pamasahe, tuition fee, isda, karne, lahat sila nagmamahalan...
girl: eh ano ngayon?
boy: tayo na lang kaya ang hindi!
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girl: oi sasama ka ba mamaya?
boy: ay hindi ako pwede eh,
girl: bakit naman. ano dahilan?
boy: magreresearch pa kasi ako kung pano ka magiging sakin.
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unang lalake: pare bakit hangang ngaun wala ka pang GF? tingnan mo ako nakakailan na...
pangalawang lalake: hindi pare...manhid ka lang eh...
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girlfriend: HOY! Bakit 1/100 ka lang sa exam????
Boyfriend: Ikaw lang kasi ang TAMA sa buhay ko...
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boy: ate nakakaawa ka naman. hindi ka ba nalulungkot?
girl: hindi naman, bakit mo naitanong yan?
boy: kasi nagiisa ka lang sa puso ko.
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boy: hindi ka ba hinahanap sa inyo?
girl: bakit naman?
boy: kc lagi kang nasa isip ko
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Kumain kaba ng asukal?
-ang tamis kc ng ngiti mo!
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may lahi kabang keyboard?
-type kc kita!
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papu2lis kita!
-ninakaw mo kc puso ko
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Are you dictionary?-cuz u add meaning to my life
i lost my number.
-can i have urs?
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i forgot my name
-can i call u mine?
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ta* kba?
-d kc kita matiis eh
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Tapos nba exams nio?
-pra ako nman sagutin mo!
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ikaw ba may ari ng crayola?
-ikaw kc ngbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko!
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Centrum kba?
-Kasi you make my life complete!
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Sana "T" na lang ako...
-Para I'm always right next to "U"
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ibibili kita ng salbabida...
-kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko
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Ako na ang magbabayad ng tuition fee mo...
-Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin..
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Kung ako may business. Lahat ng tao, bebentahan ko ng mura...
Ikaw hindi...
Dahil sa iyo lang ako magmamahal
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Akala ko umaga na...
-Lumiwanag kasi ang mundo ko pag naiisip kita...
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Mag Empake ka....
punta tayong
home 4 d aged....
importante lang...

kc..
i wanna gr ow old with u..
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u better have a license..
coz....
ur drivin me crazy!!
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sana baso na lang ako...
-para your lips will always press against mine
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magaling ka siguro sa puzzle...
-kasi umaga pa lang nabuo muna ang araw ko
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nung iniwan mo ako..
daig ko pa ang natraffic sa EDSA...
-becuz i cant move on.
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magnanakaw ka talaga!
ibalik mo nga sa akin ang puso ko
binihag mo eh!
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vulca seal ba ako?
ginawa mo kasi akong panakip butas e
[broken harted??haha]
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life boat kba?
-kc lagi mong sinasagip ang puso kong nalulunod.
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Marunong kbang magduplicate ng susi
papagawa sna ako ng kopya.
-pra mkapsok dn ako sa puso mo
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may klala kbang gumagawa ng relo?
may sira ata relo ko.
-pag kc ikaw ksmama ko humihnto ang oras ko.
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excuse me!
pde magtnong?
sn ba papunta ang daan na to?
"derecho" ba to papunta sa puso mo?
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Pde bang tabi tau kpag may exam?
-kc i feel perfect wen im beside yoou.
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hi.question lng..can u recomend a good bank wer i can make a deposit?
-kc im planning to save all my love 4 u eh.
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aanhin pa ang damo?
-kung sau plang may tama na ko?
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"miss wag ka muna umalis.guard ako d2.
check ko muna gamit mo
npasama ata puso ko."

[hanep pti c manong guard bumabanat nrn!]
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seswertihin ka sa pag-ibg nagyong taon
-kung magiging akin ka
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psst ilang newtons ang vector force mo?
-ang lakas kc ng hatak mo sa puso ko.whoo
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Musta na?may lagnat kpb?
-u look so hot kc eh!
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Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
-Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..
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Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
-Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..
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Uy picture tayo!!
-Para ma-develop tayo!!
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Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
-Hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..
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Can i take your picture??
-‘Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!
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Exam ka ba??
-Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!
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Lecture mo ba ako??
-Lab kasi kita..
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Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
-Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..
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I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..
-‘Coz i can’t last a day without you!!
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Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
-Single kasi ako eh..
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Me lisensya ka ba??
-Coz you’re driving me crazy eh..
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I’m a bee..
-Can you be my honey??
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Am i a bad shooter??
-Coz i keep on missing you..
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Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
-O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??
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Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
-Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..
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Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
-Because you give meaning to my life..
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Bangin ka noh??
-Nahulog kasi ako sa’yo..
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Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
-Maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..
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Me butas ba puso mo??
-Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!!
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Anung height mo??
-Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..
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Hey, did you fart??
-Coz you blew me away!!
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Sana “V” na lang ako..
-Para i’m always right next to “U”
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Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop…BAGAY tayo…BAGAY tlga tayo…
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Ako ay isang exam…kaya sagutin mo na ako…
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Mag empake ka…sama ka sakin….punta tayo home for the aged……
-Kasi i wanna grow old with you……
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Alarm clock ka ba?
-Kasi ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso…..
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Alam mo bang parang 7-11 ang puso ko?……
-Kasi 24 oras bukas para sayo…..
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Nung mahalin kita…..daig ko pa ang na traffic sa edsa……
-I can’t move on….
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Nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis?
-Pag ngumiti ka kc…may spark….
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“Pag ako gumawa ng planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko..
-Para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko..”
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You look like someone I know
-My next Girlfriend
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Ako na magbabayad ng tuition fee mo!
-Basta pag-aralan mo lang na mahalin ako.
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Feeling ko mouse tayong dalawa…
-You know, we just click.
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Excuse me, tatanong ko lang kung didiretsuhin ko bang daan na ‘to,
-O may ibang shortcut sa puso mo?
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May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. ..
-Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.
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Kung may business ako, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura,
-‘Kaw lang ang hindi. Sa’yo lang ako magmamahal.
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Bukas sisingilin ko na yung bayad mo sa renta…
-Tagal mo na kasing naninirahan sa puso ko eh.

whahaha geh balik og butang hehehe...

mawala nasad ni huhuhuhu

ako magbabayad ng tuition fee mo...

-ang pag-aralan mo lang ay ang mahalin ako...

YOU ARE THE...
Apple of my eye,
Mang of my pie,
Palaman of my tinapay,
Keso of my monay,
Teeth of my suklay,
Fingers on my kamay,
Bood in my atay,
Bubbles of my laway,
Saa of my bahay,
Seeds of my palay,
Clothes in my ukay-ukay,
Calcium in my kalansay,
Calamansi on my siomai,
Knot on my tie,
Toyo on my kuchay,
Vitamins in my gulay,
Airplane of my Cathay,
Stars of my sky,
Hammer of my panday,
Sand of my Boracay,
Sultan of my Brunei,
Highlands of my Tagaytay,
Mole on my Ate Guy,
Baba of my Ai-Ai,
Voice of my Inday Garutay,
Spinach of my Popeye,
Sizzle when I fry,
Wind when I paypay,
Tungkod when I'm pilay,
FeelinG when I'm high,
Shoulder when I cry,
Wings when I fly,
Prize when I vie,
Cure to my "ARAY!",
Answer to my "WHY?",
Foundation of my tulay,
Truth behind the lie,
The life after I die..
In shoRt,
You're the center of my buhay!

magaling ka ba sa algebra? can you substitute my X?

*sa laki mo, nagkasya ka sa puso ko
*playground ba tingin mo sa akin? pinaglalaruan mo ko eh.
*kung gaano ka dami ang ex mo ganun din ka dami ang may siakol sa mundo.
*para kang kuto dehinz maalis sa ulo ko.

♥may ari ka ba ng crayola??? binigyan mo kulay buhay ko eh!

♥ok lng ba na bibilhan kita ng salbabida? para di ka malunod sa pgmamahal ko!

Boy: gusto mo libre kita ng siomai?
Girl: huh? bakit? b-day mo ngayon?
Boy: hndi nmn...wala lng just want to SIOMAI love for you!!


tsktsktsk yati rah!

naa mani sa going-bulelet na salida oi...hehehehe

ila mani geh pakita last sunday...

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!! watch pd diay ka going bulilit pacs??? nyahahha!!!!!

pacs wrote:

naa mani sa going-bulelet na salida oi...hehehehe

ila mani geh pakita last sunday...

ataya aning pacs oi..



oi.. oi.. ni react si ethel

duh...bata pa kaha na c pacs!! wehehe



Do you have a bandaid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.
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Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
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Would you touch me? So I can tell my friends that I have been touched by an angel.

effective line for courting daw ni:

"WA MAN KO MAG-APAS NGA MA-AKO KA...

ANG AKO-A LANG, MA-IMO KO..."


paaakkkkk balitok!!!

corny jud wahahaha

hehe.. going bulilit si pacs at ethel eh.. wahahahahah..


uhmm.. jo.. nope im not joking..

hahaha... wa na lng kay kwenta dou??? hhhahahaha... goin bulilit ka jan!hahaa

adik..

@ topic

"para kang kape.. di ka nag papatulog.."

Do u fuck?

ano yang iniinom mo? penge..

nahulog tuloy mga papel ko... baka mahulog din ako sa'yo!! pgka char!!!