PINOY'S CORNIEST PICK-UP LINES

-ethel- wrote:

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!! watch pd diay ka going bulilit pacs??? nyahahha!!!!!

syempre... kapariho gud na ka taas ni pacs hahahah..



@pacs
peace my friend... dota nya ta eheh

losoooo!! haha... pick up2x` mora mog mamikupay ana! haha..

c bio nlove cge lng date ambot kinsa iya ha date......

Lecture mo ba ako?
Lab kasi kita.

1. Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
2. I'm a bee, can you be my honey?
3. May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita.
4. Papupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.
5. Are you a dictionary? Coz you add meaning to my life.
6. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
7. I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
8. Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?
9. Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon, pag naging akin ka.
10. Meralco ka ba? Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark.
11. Bangin ka ba? Nahulog kasi ako sa'yo.
12. May butas ba yang puso mo? Natrap kasi ako, can't find my way out.
13. Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can't smile without you.
14. Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now.
15. Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.
16. Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin.
17. Alam mo ba na scientist ako? At ikaw yung LAB ko.
18. May lisensya ka ba? Coz you're driving me crazy.
19. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.
20. Aanhin pa ang gravity, kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
21. Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, "LUCKY ME."
22. Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you.
23. Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako, eh di MATCH tayo.
24. Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo.
25. Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi, dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal.
26. Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.
27. Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Coz i feel perfect beside you.
28. May mapa ka ba diyan? Para alam ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.
29. Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba yung kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?
"Aanhin pa ang damo, kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko."
30. Di ka ba nahihirapan sa sitwasyon natin? Hanggang friends na lang ba tayo?
31. Kung pumanaw man ang Selyang naging irog ni Balagtas, ngayon nakita
ko na ang isang (name of girl), na magbibigay sa akin ng kasiyahan o
kabiguaang aking inaasam asam, (name of girl) wag mo sanang palubugin
ang araw sa tanghaling tapat, tumingin ka sa aking mata at sabihin mong hindi mo ako mahal, at habang buhay kitang lulubayan.
32. Miss, kahoy ka ba? Sarap mo kasing sibakin.
33. Pagod ka na noh? Maghapon ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko.
34. Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop. Bagay tayo! Bagay!!!
35. Miss, your legs are like mayonnaise. They are best when spread out!
36. Minamalat na nanman puso ko. Paano kasi, laging sumisigaw ng pangalan mo!
37. Uy papicture tayo! Para ma-develop tayo!!!
38. Can I take your picture? Coz i want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas!
38. Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!
39. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!
40. Umutot ka ba? Kasi you blew me away!
41. Sana T na lang ako, para I'm always next to U.
42. Steady ka ba? Gusto kasi kitang galawin eh.
43. Great person, ikaw yan. Great friend, ikaw rin yan. Great looks,
sa'yo talaga yan. Great heart, sa'yo pa rin yan. Great taste, sobra ka
na. KAPE na yan.
44. Kahapon nasaktan ako nung makita ko siya, di na niya kasi ako
kilala pero nung tinitigan ko siyang mabuti, na-realize ko di ko din
pala sya kilala. Kaya naman pala.
45. Aanhin pa ang alak kung sa akin pa lang, tinatamaan na sila.
46. Siguro magaling kang mag-CPR kasi napatibok mo ulit ang puso ko!
47. Alarm clock ka ba? Kasi ginising mo ang natutulog kong damdamin!
48. Camera ka ba? Kasi you make me smile.
49. Noong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA. I CANT MOVE ON!
50. You're like dandruff. I cant get you out of my head.
51. Eraser ka ba? Kasi binura mo ang masasamang ala-ala ko.
52. Pwede ba kitang maging driver? Para ikaw na magpatakbo ng buhay ko.
52. BOY: Is this seat taken? GIRL: NO, and so am I.
53. Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you're the BOMB baby!
54. Excuse me, alam mo ba kung anong oras na? Tumigil kasi ang mundo nang makita kita.
55. Nasaan ka kagabi? Wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko.
56. Nasa impyerno na ba ako? Coz you're so HOT!!!!
57. Gusto ko nang mamatay, para makasama na ang anghel na tulad mo!
58. (Name of girl), sa dinadami ng babaeng dumaan sa buhay ko, ni isa
wala pa akong minahal. Kung sakali ngayon pa lang, isang bagay lang ang
ikinakatakot ko. Ang malamang mahal mo na ako pero may kapiling na
akong iba.
59. Hindi ka ba napapagod, kasi kanina ka pa takbo ng takbo sa utak ko.
60. Napaos na naman ako sa kakasigaw ng pangalan mo.
61. Uy, question? Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit? Coz I'm planning to save all my love for you.
62. May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.
63. Oi bukas sisingilin na kita ng renta ha, kasi matagal ka ng nakatira sa puso ko.
64. Excuse me. Kung dederetchohin ko ba ang daan na ito, dederetcho baito sa puso mo?
65. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzles noh? Kasi kakasimula pa lang ngaraw ko binubuo mo na.
66. Father? yes, I can be a father...Father of your future baby.
67. Exam ka ba? Kasi gustong gusto na kitang itake home eh.
68. Uy sabi ng doctor malala na daw ang sakit ko sa puso. Dalawana lang daw ang option: either ICU or you see me.
69. Ibibili kita ng salbabida, kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.
70. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight, o gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?
71. Kung bola ka at ako ang player, mashoo-shoot ba kita? Hindi, kasi lagi kitang mamimiss.
72. Wag kang maooffend ha, pero sa tingin ko, magnanakaw ang mga
magulang mo. Ninakaw lahat ng bituin sa langit at inilagay sa mga mata
mo.
73. Ms., nurse/cardiologist ka ba? Pwede mo po bang alagaan ang puso ko?
74. Nakakatakot di ba ang multo? Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

nyaks grabeha wendel..dghana oi... lingaw!!! hehehe

-ethel- wrote:

nyaks grabeha wendel..dghana oi... lingaw!!! hehehe

hahaha.. ay pag kuan dha ethel.. daghan sad baya na ilad ana nga mga lines..

Akoa hah!! pero di ni akong original...

1.Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?!
I thought you knew...
2.Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
3.Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as
earmuffs.
4.Hey baby, wanna play lion?
OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
5.Hey baby, what do
you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?
6.Hey I am a wrestler,
let me take you down.
7.Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have
sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.
8.I am a magical being, take off your bra.
9.I miss my teddy bear.
Would you sleep with me?
10.I'm gonna have sex with you
tonight so, you might as well be there.
11.If it's true that we are what we eat,
then I could be you by morning.
12.My name's GEORGE, but you can call me "lover."
13.My name's [Aki]That's so you know what to scream.
14.Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
15.Since we shouldn't waste this day and
age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
16.Your place or mine?
17.Take an
ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will
you sleep with me?"
18.The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and
spread the word.
19.What can I do to make you sleep with me?
20.What do you say we go back to my
room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs,
and multiply.


Hehehe... Tribute to Amatong and Andrew hahaha...

Og kani pra sa natong tanan nga dili kaayu baga og nawng!!!..Depende unsaon pagdeliver...Pede mahimong flattery pero pede pud offensive hahah..

1.All those curves, and me with no brakes.
2.Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
3.Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
4.Baby,
you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
5.Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
6.Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you
are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to
tell you."
7.Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop
you up with a biscuit!
8.Have you always been this cute, or did you
have to work at it?
9.Hey baby, you must be a light switch,
cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
10.Hey, don't I know you? Yeah,
you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
11.I feel like Richard
Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
12.I have had a really
bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.
So, would you smile for me?
13.I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath
away!
14.I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
15.I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been
drinking?
16.I think
I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
17.I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
18.I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look
pretty good.
19.If I told you that you had a great
body, would you hold it against me?
20.If this bar is a meat market, you
must be the prime rib.
21.Is it hot in here or is it just you?
22.Just
where do those legs of yours end?
23.Let's take a shower together --
you smell.
24.Nice to meet you, I'm (george) and you are...gorgeous!
25.So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men
excited and warm all over?
26.Was your dad king for a day? He must have
been to make a princess.
27. Was your father a farmer?
Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
like you.
28.Was your father a mechanic?
Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
29.Were you arrested earlier?
It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
30.Were you in Girl Scouts? Because
you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
31.Were your parents Greek Gods,
'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
32.What does it feel like to be the most
beautiful girl in this room?
33.What's that on your face?
Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
34.Ya know, you look really hot!
You must be real reason for global warming.
35.You are the reason men fall in love.
36.You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
37.You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
38.You know, you might be asked to leave soon.
You're making the other women look really bad.
39.You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
40.You're ugly but you intrigue me.

Hehehe pick your favorite then txt na!!

hahaha
idola gud ani tol :))
still reading....

Guy: Do you have a mirror in your pocket?

Girl: Nope, why?

Girl: cause i could see myself in your pants

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I will melt in your mouth... not in your hands

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hindi man kitang pwedeng mahalin ngayon, my pagkakataon pa, sa kabilang buhay!


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i may not look hot, but i dare you, lend me your skin to feel my HOTNESS from within!

♥ did you have a lucky charms for breakfast? because you look magically delicious.

♥ i'm gay, think you can convert me?

♥ guy: your father must have been a thief.
girl: huh?
guy: because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!!!!

ur'e like a yosi vendor... you give me HOPE and MORE

ur'e like SM .... you've got it all

ur'e like balikbayan box......i get excited when you arrived...

peyborit fud mo ba ang Alpo?.... you're bitchier than my dog!!!

B: Miss may crush ako dun sa school mo
G: Sino?
B: Ikaw.


Nyahahaha

" I may not look hot enough for you..

But i dare you..

lend me your skin to feel my hotness from within.."









-KALDERO
..isang napakalanding kaldero

Boy: Pag tayo na, magkasama nating haharapin ang mga problema.

Girl: Wala naman akong problema ah

Boy: Kasi nga hindi pa tayo. Wag ka excited!

Boy: Miss, musician ka ba?


Miss: Bakit?


Boy: Pinapataas mo kasi ang nota ko eh..